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temerity-jane.com - 16 hours ago
Two Eight
— temerity-jane.com — Last year, I told you that 27 was totally going to be the year of awesome blogging,... because 27 is obviously the prime blogging age. I was totally and completely incorrect, and obviously, 28 is totally going to be that year. I feel it for REAL this time. guys. FOR REAL. So last year, Phil ... (more) Two Eight

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temerity-jane.com - 28 hours ago
Not on MY BUTT
— temerity-jane.com — I refused to buy this, even though it was the most cost effective without being horribly functionally... in effective because it doesn’t even make sense: “Ultra Softly” what? You are certainly not “Ultra Softly” toilet paper, because that doesn’t make ... (more) Not on MY BUTT

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temerity-jane.com - 35 hours ago
I think our dog is a cutter. Or has pica.
— temerity-jane.com — Things the dog has eaten: Years 0 through 2: - Everything, to include a couch Years 2... through 5: -Nothing, save the occasional piece of plastic left within his reach The last few weeks: - Pudding cups - Underwear, mine - A circle out of the dead center top of a baseball cap, mine - ... (more) I think our dog is a cutter. Or has pica.

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temerity-jane.com - 2 days ago
December 4th, bedroom
— temerity-jane.com — WARNING: Potentially disturbing insight into our lives below. “But it’s my birthday weekend!” “Yes, it is.” “I’ve... never had a whole birthday weekend.” “Well, this is your first full birthday weekend, then. You can do whatever you ... (more) December 4th, bedroom

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How could you resist?
temerity-jane.com - 2 days ago
How could you resist?
— temerity-jane.com — A few posts back… or maybe more than a few, because NaBloPoMo totally threw me off in... how many posts I’ve actually done. Like I just got the new Cosmo last night at WalMart when we went out to see if we could find chocolate covered potato chips or chocolate ice cream with pretzels ... (more) How could you resist?

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temerity-jane.com - 3 days ago
Two weeks off
— temerity-jane.com — What two weeks of Thanksgiving vacation time looks like to someone in the military: Aside from Thanksgiving... travel, and the fact that we got all of our Christmas shopping (except for the Christmas beer) done yesterday, we have spent the majority of Phil’s vacation time playing WoW ... (more) Two weeks off

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temerity-jane.com - 3 days ago
These are my anti-confessions
— temerity-jane.com — Internet, To balance myself back out after my confessions post , I want to tell you these... things: I try really hard to answer all of my email. I haven’t always been great about it, and I still don’t always get it 100% right, and there is currently something like a 3 day delay on ... (more) These are my anti-confessions

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temerity-jane.com - 4 days ago
I need a brilliant idea
— temerity-jane.com — So, there are a lot of half-assed kind of things I do on this blog, like the... conversations Phil and I have , or when I write one of the “Settle This” posts , or other different recurring themes, like the Becoming People Who Comment posts (which only have one post left which is being ... (more) I need a brilliant idea

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temerity-jane.com - 5 days ago
December 1, WoW stuff
— temerity-jane.com — “Did you hit 80 yet?” “Nope, I’ve been holding off.” “What, are there not enough people online... yet?” “Yep.” “So… you’re holding off on hitting 80 until there are more guild members online.” “I’m ... (more) December 1, WoW stuff

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temerity-jane.com - 5 days ago
These are my confessions.
— temerity-jane.com — Internet, I let calls go to voicemail. A lot. You know how you can push the button... and send people right to voicemail but they know you did that because it rang like, twice, and then voicemail came on, and if your phone was off, it would just go straight to voicemail with no ringing, and if ... (more) These are my confessions.

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Packing in the NaBloPoMo – An interview with Stone Fox of Life in the Fast Lane
— feedproxy.google.com — So, another year of NaBloPoMo is ending, and I have indeed posted every day this month. I... actually think I wrote some of my most favorite stuff ever this month. If you think about it, though, that’s kind of a waste, because everyone is all busy with holidays, plus everyone you know is ... (more) Packing in the NaBloPoMo – An interview with Stone Fox ...

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temerity-jane.com - 6 days ago
Packing in the NaBloPoMo
— temerity-jane.com — So, another year of NaBloPoMo is ending, and I have indeed posted every day this month. I... actually think I wrote some of my most favorite stuff ever this month. If you think about it, though, that’s kind of a waste, because everyone is all busy with holidays, plus everyone you know is ... (more) Packing in the NaBloPoMo

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November 29, post-errands
temerity-jane.com - 7 days ago
November 29, post-errands
— temerity-jane.com — “You turned off Don’t Start a Band for this?” “Yep.” “ Sell Out ? ” “Yep.” “The... very song that Don’t Start a Band is about?” “Yep.” “‘Play that one damn song is what they say,’ ... (more) November 29, post-errands

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Weird!
temerity-jane.com - 8 days ago
Weird!
— temerity-jane.com — Weird! Originally uploaded by TemerityJane Sitting in a Carl’s Jr drive through, being denied breakfast. Except over... there? At the hotel we just came from? It’s an hour earlier. This is heinous time zone/drive through coordinated fuckery. Let this be a lesson to ... (more) Weird!

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Atlantic City’s ugly cousin
temerity-jane.com - 9 days ago
Atlantic City’s ugly cousin
— temerity-jane.com — Atlantic City’s ugly cousin Originally uploaded by TemerityJane Dear Internet, Please enjoy the view from the traditional... Thanksgiving casino hotel room in lovely Laughlin, NV. The view of the Colorado River from the window is really quite nice during the day, but I was ... (more) Atlantic City’s ugly cousin

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A Thanksgiving miracle
temerity-jane.com - 10 days ago
A Thanksgiving miracle
— temerity-jane.com — A Thanksgiving miracle Originally uploaded by TemerityJane (more) A Thanksgiving miracle

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temerity-jane.com - 11 days ago
Knock Off Christmas
— temerity-jane.com — As many of you know, I stand firmly against paying full price, as a general rule. Basically,... my take on it is… why should I? So, the other day, Phil entertained my sale and clearance shopping needs by stopping into a store I’d never been in before: Beale’s. In case you have ... (more) Knock Off Christmas

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temerity-jane.com - 12 days ago
Bad words.
— temerity-jane.com — I just feel like this needs to be said today: Words I Hate, a list, by TJ... 1. Goodies . As in, “We will be handing out plenty of goodies,” or “What kind of goodies did you get?” Hated even more when used in a singular form: “Please bring a goody to ... (more) Bad words.

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temerity-jane.com - 12 days ago
Appreciating the sting even when it is directed at you and it kind of hurts but is totally ...
— temerity-jane.com — So, I know that no one really likes to be made fun of. However, I am sure... we all participate, on some level, in busting on the people we care about for sport and entertainment. In return, I am sure we all take our fair share of pokes back. (Oh, by the way? When I say things like ... (more) Appreciating the sting even when it is directed at you ...

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temerity-jane.com - 13 days ago
Stand back, they’re going to flail.
— temerity-jane.com — So today, going by some of the advice in my last post , Phil and I decided... to take Brinkley out to the park at the end of the block and make him run in circles until he hated us, but was also too exhausted to express his hatred through destruction of my belongings. Unfortunately, it was the ... (more) Stand back, they’re going to flail.

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